Pisces

It's time to get active lazy bones. Start drinking coffee all the time so you're never without one in your hand. This will quickly render you edgy, snappy and unpleasant to be around, but hey, nothing comes free. >>

Perth

Safe from harm, 22

Where's the Logie?

Logie-winners search for their awards that have been stolen by Daryl Somers and hidden in Luna Park. >>

Treasured Memories

Former treasurer Peter Costello will be releasing an autobiography later this year. >>

I Like My Cooking Shows Well Done

If you can't take the heat, f*ck off, writes Sam Bowring. >>

Britney's $65m Toastie

2 slices bread
1 slice cheese
Margarine for spreading
$65 million
1 large serve of “what the %$@?” >>

Use the Quince Luke

The year was 1977. Devon Quince, an ambitious young celebrity reporter is sent to interview the stars of a soon-to-be-released science fiction film called ‘Star Wars’. History would never be the same again. >>

Win Indy on DVD

To celebrate the upcoming release of Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, we've got 10 DVDs of Indy's last adventure to give away. >>

Score free tix to see Faker

Score free tickets to watch the Faker perform live on Rove this weekend! >>

Help Me Hughesy!

If you've got a problem that no one else can help you with, if you're in need of some sage advice, maybe it's time you asked Hughesy for help. >>

Rove Stand-Up Tix On Sale!

Tickets to the remaining legs of Rove's 2008 stand-up tour are now on sale now. Click through for details! >>

Better Chances of Space Death :)

Ignorance can be bliss, especially when it involves not knowing about death meteors from space. Sam Bowring cringes beneath the heavens. >>