http://www.rovedaily.com.au/ Celeb Recipes en-au mailroom@rove.com.au Thu, 07 Aug 2008 18:41:56 +1000 Tue, 17 Jul 2007 22:34:03 +1000 RedDot CMS http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss http://www.rovedaily.com.au/daily-news-recipe-britneys-toastie.htm 1 slice cheese
Margarine for spreading
$65 million
1 large serve of “what the %$@?” ]]> kentv@rove.com.au http://www.rovedaily.com.au/daily-news-recipe-britneys-toastie.htm Thu, 07 Aug 2008 18:41:56 +1000 http://www.rovedaily.com.au/daily-news-recipe-south-australian-family-fun-cakes.htm 1 daughter
1 million cups of social disapproval
300ml of morbid fascination
1 jar of ‘hundreds & thousands’ ]]> kentv@rove.com.au http://www.rovedaily.com.au/daily-news-recipe-south-australian-family-fun-cakes.htm Thu, 07 Aug 2008 18:41:56 +1000 http://www.rovedaily.com.au/daily-news-recipe-brangelinas-twincakes.htm The fruit of Angelina's ovaries
1 uterus (preferably used) ]]> kentv@rove.com.au http://www.rovedaily.com.au/daily-news-recipe-brangelinas-twincakes.htm Thu, 07 Aug 2008 18:41:56 +1000 http://www.rovedaily.com.au/daily-news-recipe-britneys-reconciliation-cookies.htm 3 cups of Federline flour
1/4 cup of chopped nuts
1 cup of choc chips
1 'peace' pipe
1 forgotten custody battle
250ml liqueur for 'glazing'
]]> kentv@rove.com.au http://www.rovedaily.com.au/daily-news-recipe-britneys-reconciliation-cookies.htm Thu, 07 Aug 2008 18:41:56 +1000 http://www.rovedaily.com.au/daily-news-recipe-bingle-pie.htm 1 large 4WD with fully-operational dashboard display
1 packet Butternut Snap biscuits
250g butter, melted
2 tablespoons of conveniently-placed photographers
500mls of Michael Clarke
1 jerry-can of condensed milk
1 large scoop of who gives a %#*@?]]> kentv@rove.com.au http://www.rovedaily.com.au/daily-news-recipe-bingle-pie.htm Thu, 07 Aug 2008 18:41:56 +1000 http://www.rovedaily.com.au/daily-news-recipe-christmas-party-passiona-punch.htm 10 REPRESSED CRUSHES
30 BUBBLING GRUDGES
1 BOSS DRESSED AS SANTA
1 SENSE OF BETTER JUDGMENT
1 PHOTOCOPY ROOM ]]> kentv@rove.com.au http://www.rovedaily.com.au/daily-news-recipe-christmas-party-passiona-punch.htm Thu, 07 Aug 2008 18:41:56 +1000 http://www.rovedaily.com.au/daily-news-recipe-promises.htm A BIJILLION DOLLARS
LOTS OF COMPUTERS
NUMEROUS BRAIN SCANNER THINGYS
1 WOODLAND CREATURE (PREFERABLY CUTE)
A MOUTHFUL OF DENTURES
1 DIDGERIDOO
PART OF A HOUSE
A BABY ]]> kentv@rove.com.au http://www.rovedaily.com.au/daily-news-recipe-promises.htm Thu, 07 Aug 2008 18:41:56 +1000 http://www.rovedaily.com.au/daily-news-recipe-mushs-chicken-curry.htm OTHER UNDESIRABLE INGREDIENTS
1 ARMY ]]> kentv@rove.com.au http://www.rovedaily.com.au/daily-news-recipe-mushs-chicken-curry.htm Thu, 07 Aug 2008 18:41:56 +1000 http://www.rovedaily.com.au/daily-news-recipe-Japans-Scientific-Sushi-Salad.htm 1 HARPOON OF FIN
1 HARPOON OF HUMPBACK (WHITE IF YOU CAN GET IT)
1 GREEN PIECE OF SALAD ]]> kentv@rove.com.au http://www.rovedaily.com.au/daily-news-recipe-Japans-Scientific-Sushi-Salad.htm Thu, 07 Aug 2008 18:41:56 +1000 http://www.rovedaily.com.au/daily-news-recipe-kevin-rudd-ear-jam.htm 1 EAR ]]> kentv@rove.com.au http://www.rovedaily.com.au/daily-news-recipe-kevin-rudd-ear-jam.htm Thu, 07 Aug 2008 18:41:56 +1000 http://www.rovedaily.com.au/daily-news-recipe-howards-worm-feed.htm 1/2 TSP TAX REFORM
1 HANDFUL WORKCHOICES
33MLS INTEREST RATES
1 WHOLE PETER COSTELLO ]]> kentv@rove.com.au http://www.rovedaily.com.au/daily-news-recipe-howards-worm-feed.htm Thu, 07 Aug 2008 18:41:56 +1000 http://www.rovedaily.com.au/daily-news-recipe-radiohead-download-delight.htm 3 BENDY BANANAS
1 TSP CHOKOLATE
SOME 'A'
TUESDAY NIGHT
2+2=5
7 RAINBOWS ]]> amarslan@networkten.com.au http://www.rovedaily.com.au/daily-news-recipe-radiohead-download-delight.htm Thu, 07 Aug 2008 18:41:56 +1000 http://www.rovedaily.com.au/daily-news-recipe-pamelas-wedding-cake.htm 1/2 A BRAIN OF SUGAR
1 EGG WHITE (BIKINI)
2 COMPLETE SPOONS OF DESPERATELY SELF-RAISING FLOUR
1 YOU TUBE OF DARK HAZY-GREEN ICING ]]> kentv@rove.com.au http://www.rovedaily.com.au/daily-news-recipe-pamelas-wedding-cake.htm Thu, 07 Aug 2008 18:41:56 +1000 http://www.rovedaily.com.au/daily-news-recipe-britneys-xanax-thickshake.htm 1 CUP MIXED SEDATIVES
1 TSP THICKENER
2 HAND-FULLS ICE (POSSIBLY)
2-3 KIDS ]]> amarslan@networkten.com.au http://www.rovedaily.com.au/daily-news-recipe-britneys-xanax-thickshake.htm Thu, 07 Aug 2008 18:41:56 +1000 http://www.rovedaily.com.au/daily-news-recipe-ojs-smoothie.htm 2 DOLLOPS OF OF LUCK
1 BLOODIED KNIFE
1 GLOATING BOOK
1 BLATANTLY STUPID ARMED ROBBERY
1 BUCKET ICE ]]> amarslan@networkten.com.au http://www.rovedaily.com.au/daily-news-recipe-ojs-smoothie.htm Thu, 07 Aug 2008 18:41:56 +1000 http://www.rovedaily.com.au/daily-news-recipe-lib-party-play-lunch.htm BAG OF SNAKES
POLLY WAFFLE
1 MANDARIN
SMALL WATER
SHAME SANDWICH
MENZIES LUNCH BOX ]]> amarslan@networkten.com.au http://www.rovedaily.com.au/daily-news-recipe-lib-party-play-lunch.htm Thu, 07 Aug 2008 18:41:56 +1000 http://www.rovedaily.com.au/daily-news-recipe_mccanns-dingo-pudding.htm 1 CUP MILK
1/2 CUP SUGAR
1 PINCH OF SUSPICION ]]> amarslan@networkten.com.au http://www.rovedaily.com.au/daily-news-recipe_mccanns-dingo-pudding.htm Thu, 07 Aug 2008 18:41:56 +1000 http://www.rovedaily.com.au/daily-news-recipe-greg-normans-club-sandwich.htm BACON
TOMATO
LETTUCE
A HEAP OF BREAD
1 PISSED-OFF WIFE
CHRIS EVERT ]]> amarslan@networkten.com.au http://www.rovedaily.com.au/daily-news-recipe-greg-normans-club-sandwich.htm Thu, 07 Aug 2008 18:41:56 +1000 http://www.rovedaily.com.au/daily-news-recipe-andrew-johns-boogie-knights-biscuits.htm TOO MUCH TIME
OTHER STUFF FROM 'A GUY YOU KNOW' ]]> amarslan@networkten.com.au http://www.rovedaily.com.au/daily-news-recipe-andrew-johns-boogie-knights-biscuits.htm Thu, 07 Aug 2008 18:41:56 +1000 http://www.rovedaily.com.au/daily-news-recipe-kevin-rudds-chicken-strips.htm 1 BOTTLE CHERRY SCHNAPPS
1 FAT WAD OF $20s ]]> amarslan@networkten.com.au http://www.rovedaily.com.au/daily-news-recipe-kevin-rudds-chicken-strips.htm Thu, 07 Aug 2008 18:41:56 +1000 http://www.rovedaily.com.au/daily-news-recipe-howards-internet-phish-pie.htm SEAFOOD
C WORDS
ANYTHING INCLUDING THE WORDS 'MY' & 'FACE'
10 INCHES OF ENLARGED PENIS ]]> amarslan@networkten.com.au http://www.rovedaily.com.au/daily-news-recipe-howards-internet-phish-pie.htm Thu, 07 Aug 2008 18:41:56 +1000 http://www.rovedaily.com.au/daily-news-celeb-recipe-lindsay-lohans-crossed-finger-buns.htm 6 WEEKS OF PROMISES
6 BOTTLES OF VODKA
1 BAG OF 'ICING SUGAR' ]]> amarslan@networkten.com.au http://www.rovedaily.com.au/daily-news-celeb-recipe-lindsay-lohans-crossed-finger-buns.htm Thu, 07 Aug 2008 18:41:56 +1000 http://www.rovedaily.com.au/daily-news-recipe-peter-costellos-slow-cooked-rooster.htm 1 KNIFE ]]> amarslan@networkten.com.au http://www.rovedaily.com.au/daily-news-recipe-peter-costellos-slow-cooked-rooster.htm Thu, 07 Aug 2008 18:41:56 +1000 http://www.rovedaily.com.au/daily-news-recipe-glenn-wheatleys-swiss-cheese-dough-ball.htm 500G WHITE FLOUR
20G YEAST
300ML WATER
1 BLOCK SWISS CHEESE
30 TAX BOOKS ]]> amarslan@networkten.com.au http://www.rovedaily.com.au/daily-news-recipe-glenn-wheatleys-swiss-cheese-dough-ball.htm Thu, 07 Aug 2008 18:41:56 +1000 http://www.rovedaily.com.au/daily-news-recipe-political-hash-cookie.htm 5g HASH
1 CUP OF GOOD TIMES ]]> kentv@rove.com.au http://www.rovedaily.com.au/daily-news-recipe-political-hash-cookie.htm Thu, 07 Aug 2008 18:41:56 +1000 http://www.rovedaily.com.au/daily-news-recipe-mixed-persian-salad.htm 1 UNRELATED CATASTROPHIC INCIDENT
1 GREAT DEMOCRATIC MESSAGE
1 GREAT ALLIANCE
0 WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION
26 MILLION OPPRESSED PEOPLE
1 UNSTABLE REGION
A WHOLE LOT OF TERROR
200 BILLION BARRELS CRUDE OIL ]]> kentv@rove.com.au http://www.rovedaily.com.au/daily-news-recipe-mixed-persian-salad.htm Thu, 07 Aug 2008 18:41:56 +1000 http://www.rovedaily.com.au/daily-news-celeb-recipe-pasha-bulker-pie-floater.htm 500g BEEF
1 CAN OF PEAS
A WHOLE LOT OF SEA SALT
]]> kentv@rove.com.au http://www.rovedaily.com.au/daily-news-celeb-recipe-pasha-bulker-pie-floater.htm Thu, 07 Aug 2008 18:41:56 +1000 http://www.rovedaily.com.au/daily-news-celeb-recipe-paris-hiltons-soothing-skin-cream.htm 1 CUP OF CELEBRITY
2 CUPS OF WATER
1 BIG F%#K OFF MANSION
1 JAR OF CHEAP SKIN CREAM ]]> amarslan@networkten.com.au http://www.rovedaily.com.au/daily-news-celeb-recipe-paris-hiltons-soothing-skin-cream.htm Thu, 07 Aug 2008 18:41:56 +1000 http://www.rovedaily.com.au/daily-news-recipe-george-vlads-cold-war-sundae.htm CHOCOLATE SAUCE
1 SENSE OF 80s NOSTALGIA
2 NUTTY NUTS
BANANAS
A WHOLE LOT OF MISSILES ]]> amarslan@networkten.com.au http://www.rovedaily.com.au/daily-news-recipe-george-vlads-cold-war-sundae.htm Thu, 07 Aug 2008 18:41:56 +1000 http://www.rovedaily.com.au/daily-news-celeb-recipe-tonys-coffee-suprise.htm 1 CUP OF HOT WATER
1 BAD WIG
1 SMUG EXPRESSION
10 ARMED POLICE ]]> amarslan@networkten.com.au http://www.rovedaily.com.au/daily-news-celeb-recipe-tonys-coffee-suprise.htm Thu, 07 Aug 2008 18:41:56 +1000 http://www.rovedaily.com.au/daily-news-recipe-britney-spears-turkey-melt.htm 2 SLICES OF CHEESE
1 HEAD OF LETTUCE
2 GREAT BUNS
125 ROTTEN TOMATOES
12 ANTI DEPRESSANTS ]]> amarslan@networkten.com.au http://www.rovedaily.com.au/daily-news-recipe-britney-spears-turkey-melt.htm Thu, 07 Aug 2008 18:41:56 +1000 http://www.rovedaily.com.au/daily-news-recipe-dean-mighells-ETU-turkey-flambe.htm 1/2 cup of rum (though possibly more)
1 massive mouth
1 massive foot
1 Labor membership ]]> amarslan@networkten.com.au http://www.rovedaily.com.au/daily-news-recipe-dean-mighells-ETU-turkey-flambe.htm Thu, 07 Aug 2008 18:41:56 +1000 http://www.rovedaily.com.au/daily-news-celeb-recipe-carl-williams-toasted-cheese-sandwich.htm 2 Cheese Slices
2 Bags of Amphetamines
1 Can Petrol
1 Box Matches
1 Polo windcheater
1 Tsp Paranoia
Lust for power
Pathological murderous intent ]]> amarslan@networkten.com.au http://www.rovedaily.com.au/daily-news-celeb-recipe-carl-williams-toasted-cheese-sandwich.htm Thu, 07 Aug 2008 18:41:56 +1000 http://www.rovedaily.com.au/daily-news-celeb-recipe-david-hicks-pad-thai.htm 1 cup rationed water
1 tea towel ]]> amarslan@networkten.com.au http://www.rovedaily.com.au/daily-news-celeb-recipe-david-hicks-pad-thai.htm Thu, 07 Aug 2008 18:41:56 +1000 http://www.rovedaily.com.au/daily-news-611.htm 570 BOTTLES OF SHERRY
1 BOTTLE OF OUZO
5.8 MILLION LITRES OF WATER ]]> amarslan@networkten.com.au http://www.rovedaily.com.au/daily-news-611.htm Thu, 07 Aug 2008 18:41:56 +1000 http://www.rovedaily.com.au/daily-news-recipe-pamplona-beef-skewers.htm 1 PACK OF COMPLETE DICKHEADS
3 CUPS OF SWEET JUSTICE
]]> kentv@rove.com.au http://www.rovedaily.com.au/daily-news-recipe-pamplona-beef-skewers.htm Thu, 07 Aug 2008 18:41:56 +1000 http://www.rovedaily.com.au/daily-news-celeb-recipe-tony-sopranos-onion-rings.htm OLIVE OIL
BATTER MIX
BOWL OF COLD WATER
8 CUPS OF ANTICIPATION ]]> amarslan@networkten.com.au http://www.rovedaily.com.au/daily-news-celeb-recipe-tony-sopranos-onion-rings.htm Thu, 07 Aug 2008 18:41:56 +1000 http://www.rovedaily.com.au/daily-news-651.htm 1 CUP OF FLOUR
1/2 CUP OF LIGHT MILK
2 TBSP OF BUTTER
ENTIRE ABC ON-AIR ROSTER
]]> kentv@rove.com.au http://www.rovedaily.com.au/daily-news-651.htm Thu, 07 Aug 2008 18:41:56 +1000 http://www.rovedaily.com.au/daily-news-recipe-sly-stallones-porridge.htm 2 CUP WATER
1 GULLIBLE MEMBER OF ENTOURAGE
2 LAWYERS
48 VIALS OF GROWTH HORMONE ]]> kentv@rove.com.au http://www.rovedaily.com.au/daily-news-recipe-sly-stallones-porridge.htm Thu, 07 Aug 2008 18:41:56 +1000 http://www.rovedaily.com.au/daily-news-recipe-Mark-Philippoussis-Lamb-Souvlaki.htm 1 PITA BREAD
12 COACHES
8 REALLY GOOD EXCUSES
]]> amarslan@networkten.com.au http://www.rovedaily.com.au/daily-news-recipe-Mark-Philippoussis-Lamb-Souvlaki.htm Thu, 07 Aug 2008 18:41:56 +1000 http://www.rovedaily.com.au/daily-news-celeb-recipe-kevin-rudds-egg-flip.htm 1 CUP OF LOW FAT MILK
5ml BRANDY ]]> amarslan@networkten.com.au http://www.rovedaily.com.au/daily-news-celeb-recipe-kevin-rudds-egg-flip.htm Thu, 07 Aug 2008 18:41:56 +1000 http://www.rovedaily.com.au/daily-news-celeb-recipe-lindsay-lohans-scrambled-eggs.htm 2 BOTTLES OF TEQUILA]]> amarslan@networkten.com.au http://www.rovedaily.com.au/daily-news-celeb-recipe-lindsay-lohans-scrambled-eggs.htm Thu, 07 Aug 2008 18:41:56 +1000 http://www.rovedaily.com.au/daily-news-celeb-recipe-lindsay-lohans-banana-fritters.htm 2 BANANAS
1 BOTTLE OF VODKA]]> amarslan@networkten.com.au http://www.rovedaily.com.au/daily-news-celeb-recipe-lindsay-lohans-banana-fritters.htm Thu, 07 Aug 2008 18:41:56 +1000 http://www.rovedaily.com.au/daily-news-celeb-recipe-lindsay-lohans-beans-on-toast.htm 1 TIN OF BEANS
3 BOTTLES OF BOURBON]]> amarslan@networkten.com.au http://www.rovedaily.com.au/daily-news-celeb-recipe-lindsay-lohans-beans-on-toast.htm Thu, 07 Aug 2008 18:41:56 +1000