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CELEB RECIPE
John Howard`s Kirribilli Punch
Ingredients
324 CASES OF WINE570 BOTTLES OF SHERRY
1 BOTTLE OF OUZO
5.8 MILLION LITRES OF WATER
Method
1. POUR ALCOHOL LIBERALLY INTO MASSIVE CRYSTAL BOWL2. ENJOY FREELY WITH UNNAMED GUESTS
3. PISS WATER UP AGAINST NEAREST WALL
4. LAUNCH ADVERTISING CAMPAIGN TO JUSTIFY ALL OF THE ABOVE
5. LEAVE DEPUTY TO CLEAN UP MESS
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