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CELEB RECIPE
Lindsay Lohan`s Crossed-Finger Buns
Ingredients
2 FAST RISING BUNS6 WEEKS OF PROMISES
6 BOTTLES OF VODKA
1 BAG OF 'ICING SUGAR'
Method
1. BASTE BUNS IN VODKA2. GLAZE WITH 'ICING'
3. BUGGER PROMISES
4. GET IN CAR
5. CHASE NEAREST MOTHER
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