CELEB RECIPE
Paris Hilton`s Special Soothing Skin Cream
Ingredients
1 POT OF JAM1 CUP OF CELEBRITY
2 CUPS OF WATER
1 BIG F%#K OFF MANSION
1 JAR OF CHEAP SKIN CREAM
Method
1. SMEAR SELF IN JAM2. CLAIM IT'S A RASH
3. USE CELEBRITY TO GET SENT TO BIG F%#K OFF MANSION
4. WASH JAM OFF WITH WATER
5. SELL CHEAP SKIN CREAM AS 'RELEASE BY PARIS HILTON' FOR A SHITLOAD
6. HAVE SEX WITH RANDOM MEN
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