1 LARGE PIE CRUST 500g BEEF 1 CAN OF PEAS A WHOLE LOT OF SEA SALT
Method
1. WASH KITCHEN REALLY REALLY THOROUGHLY 2. POUR BEEF INTO PASTRY AND BAKE IN INTERMITTENT SUN WHILST COVERING IN SEA SALT FOR THREE WEEKS 3. DROWN IN PEAS 4. TRY AND PICK UP 5. TRY AGAIN 6. C’MON, ONE MORE TIME 7. HEY, MAYBE JUST GET USED TO LOOKING AT IT FOR A WHILE
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2 slices bread 1 slice cheese Margarine for spreading $65 million 1 large serve of “what the %$@?”
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1 father 1 daughter 1 million cups of social disapproval 300ml of morbid fascination 1 jar of ‘hundreds & thousands’
Brangelina Twincakes
1 teaspoon of Brad's seed The fruit of Angelina's ovaries 1 uterus (preferably used)
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2 teaspoons of Britney begging 3 cups of Federline flour 1/4 cup of chopped nuts 1 cup of choc chips 1 'peace' pipe 1 forgotten custody battle 250ml liqueur for 'glazing'