CELEB RECIPE

soprano

Tony Soprano`s Onion Rings

Ingredients

1 LARGE ONION
OLIVE OIL
BATTER MIX
BOWL OF COLD WATER
8 CUPS OF ANTICIPATION

Method

1. SLICE ONION (FEELING NO INCLINATION TO CRY) 2. SUBMERGE IN COLD WATER FOR 30 MINUTES (OR UNTIL ‘READY’) 3. DRAIN AND PAT DOWN 4. BATTER HEAVILY 5. HEAT OIL 6. FEVERISHLY WHIP UP ANTICIPATION 7. DANGLE BATTERED RINGS OVER OIL 8. FINALLY... 9. WHO THE F@#K KNOWS?
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