Medium star predicts future

Devon Quince has a spooky sit-down with the star of Medium, Patricia Arquette.

I love acting dynasties: the Baldwin Brothers, the Wayans Brothers, the Sheens, and of course the legendary Arquette brood. So naturally I was thrilled to sit down with the gorgeous Patricia Arquette.

DEVON QUINCE: Patricia Arquette, thank you so much for joining me.

PATRICIA ARQUETTE: My pleasure, Devon.

DQ: Now, your character on Medium sees visions and I tell you, sitting here right now, I'm seeing a vision myself. You are gorgeous, Patricia.

PA: Oh, how sweet. You sound like you have a little crush.

DQ: Oh yes, I've been a fan of yours forever. And let me just say, you may be a medium but I am definitely a large, if you get my meaning.

PA: Ew. That's really sleazy.

DQ: It's not sleazy if it's true, darling.

PA: It is if you're winking at me when you say it.

DQ: Oh, don't worry about me, I won't try anything. I'm just a boozy old show-biz flirt. Just think of me as your kindly old uncle Devon.

[Patricia Arquette stares blankly at Devon]

DQ: So what's it like to play Alison DuBois, your character on Medium?

PA: Well, I think there's always an added responsibility when you play a real person.

DQ: A real person?

PA: The character I play on Medium. Alison DuBois.

DQ: She's a real person?

PA: Yes.

DQ: I had no idea.

PA: You're not very well researched for this interview, are you Uncle Devon?

DQ: My style is just to wing it.

PA: You have style?

DQ: Hey. That's a bit snippy. Are you still angry about the 'Alison DuBois is a real person' thing?

PA: I'm concerned about quite a few things you've said to me, to be honest. I get a very strange feeling about you.

DQ: A 'feeling'? Like a sense? Like a sixth sense? Maybe you are psychic.

PA: No, it’s not that kind of feeling. I just get the feeling you're a real creep.

DQ: Oh. What a shame. I was really looking forward to meeting you. But this isn't going well is it?

PA: No. We just aren't connecting.

DQ: I really think you might be psychic. Is there anything you see in my future?

PA: You want a psychic prediction? This interview will end in about 2 seconds.

DQ: Patricia! Come back!

Inspired by Patricia Arquette's accurate prediction, Devon Quince has set up his own 'Psychic Hotline', where for an unreasonably large fee, he'll fax you some of the questions he didn't get to ask Patricia.