Pollie wants a husband

They say it takes two to tango and that was certainly true when I decided to interview notorious Australia politician and personality Pauline Hanson. Let’s boogie.

DEVON QUINCE: One-two-three, one-two-three... Pauline, thanks for being here... One-two-three, one-two-three…

PAULINE HANSON: My pleasure Devon. Would you like me to lead? I had a lot of dance training on Dancing With The Stars.

DQ: I would love you to lead Pauline. Of course the people of Australia felt differently...

PH: Well, that’s why I moved out of politics and in to reality TV.

DQ: Fantastic. Now what’s this new show you’re planning?

PH: Well did you enjoy The Farmer Wants A Wife?

DQ: Not really. The ads made it look so romantic and then I watched it and it was more like The Farmer Wants a F*#k. You’re not doing that show are you?

PH: No.

DQ: Well good Pauline, because these farmers they make the girls get up at 4am and shovel cow shit. It’s nasty.

PH: Well my show is more like Pauline Hanson Wants A Husband.

DQ: Oh.... do you want a husband?

PH: Well the show is just about having some fun.

DQ: This is fun, right? You know, I’ve enjoyed dancing with you Pauline. I’ve enjoyed looking in to your eyes while you spin me around the floor. Why don’t you forget the show and marry me?

PH: Well, for starters I was 90% sure you were gay.

DQ: I’m about 80% sure I’m gay. But that doesn’t change the way I feel about you Pauline.

After dancing with this star, Devon Quince began developing his own reality show, called Devon Wants A Farmer.