A Pup, a Quince and a Bingle

RoveDaily’s celebrity powerhouse, Devon Quince, prances around the MCG with Pup and the Bingle Bangle.

This week it's off to the glorious MCG to interview two people in who have joined forces to become one of the most exciting, high-profile, power couples in Australia. They’ve just announced their pending nuptials and if all goes well, wedding bells will be clanging shortly. I’m talking of course, about Lara Bingle and Michael Clarke.

DQ: Well hello to you both.

LB and MC: Hi.

DQ: Look at you both with your matching grins, beaming from ear to ear. You look like brother and sister.

MC: What?

DQ: Now first things first- congratulations on your engagement.

LB: Thank you Devon.

DQ: Now if I can just interrupt you for a minute there Laura...

LB: Lara.

DQ: Lara. Thank you dear. Now my question is for Michael. Michael why did I read in the newspaper that you were going to be throwing a SURPRISE engagement party for Lara at Luna park? How can you keep it a surprise from Lara, if it’s in the newspaper? Can’t she read?

MC: What? Of course she can read. That story was leaked to the media.

DQ: Really? Because I find it hard to believe that the media would spoil a surprise party so callously.

MC: Well some elements of the media have a tendency to...

DQ: Let’s lighten things up shall we? This is a celebration!

(Devon shuffles his notes)

DQ: I’ve heard it said that you two are Australia’s answer to Bec and Lleyton. How do you respond to that?

LB: Bec and Lleyton?

MC: They are Australian Devon.

DQ: Oh wait. Yes. I’ve heard it said that you two are Australia’s answer to Posh and Becks. What question were Posh and Becks asking Australia in the first place!?

(Devon laughs generously. Lara and Michael shift uncomfortably)

DQ: Oh lighten up you two. This is a celebration. Truly though, they call you Australia’s answer to Posh and Becks. How does that make you feel Laura?

LB: Lara. It’s Lara. Will you please concentrate and get my name right?

MC: And where are these questions going?

DQ: Well I’m trying to peel back the layers and discover the real you. And it seems like the real you is serious and grumpy. Would you characterise yourselves as a grumpy pair?

MC: We’re not grumpy Devon it’s just that you’re being rude.

DQ: Am I?

MC (to Lara): Lara do you wanna just leave.

LB (to Clarke): Yeah.

MC(to DQ): You’re a mean spirited, nasty little man.

DQ: Going to make more preparations for the big surprise party on Saturday Michael? Care to give my readers an exclusive?

MC(to DQ): Here’s an exclusive for you- you’re a mean spirited, nasty little man.

(Lara and Michael walk out) Well, that was a surprise exit from Australia’s grumpiest new couple but it gave me time to snoop around for Bradman's ashes before security turned up.

-DQ