CELEB RECIPE
Lara Bingle's Out-of-Petrol Pie
Ingredients
2 cups of Lara Bingle1 large 4WD with fully-operational dashboard display
1 packet Butternut Snap biscuits
250g butter, melted
2 tablespoons of conveniently-placed photographers
500mls of Michael Clarke
1 jerry-can of condensed milk
1 large scoop of who gives a %#*@?
Method
1. Crush Butternut Snaps2. Mix with melted butter
3. Press mixture into base of fluted flan tin and refrigerate
4. Meanwhile, flash petrol light on 4WD dashboard
5. Whisk in Lara's voice, saying "Look at that pretty little light!"
6. Add Michael Clarke, jerry-can of condensed milk and conveniently-placed photographers
7. Roll your eyes and serve.
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