Britney's Reconciliation Cookies

Ingredients

2 teaspoons of Britney begging
3 cups of Federline flour
1/4 cup of chopped nuts
1 cup of choc chips
1 'peace' pipe
1 forgotten custody battle
250ml liqueur for 'glazing'

Method

1. Place all ingredients except liqueur in a bowl
2. Use fingers to combine
3. Roll out onto a bed or any other clean surface
4. Relax with a few tokes on the pipe and a chat about old times
5. Use cookie cutters to shape dough, place on tray
6. Get munchies, eat dough
7. Do shots with glazing liqueur
8. Have a drunken argument
9. Call off reconciliation
10. Tell kids “Mommy and Daddy fight because you cry.”