Britney's $65m Toastie

Ingredients

2 slices bread
1 slice cheese
Margarine for spreading
$65 million
1 large serve of “what the %$@?”

Method

1. Account for $65 million.
2. Spread bread with margarine.
3. Place cheese between bread slices.
4. Grill, turning once, until both slices of bread are golden and cheese has melted.
5. Look for $65 million.
6. Fail to account for $65 million.
7. Sit down to large serve of “what the %$@?”
8. Ignore. Shrug and eat cheese toastie.