CELEB RECIPE
Dean Mighell`s ETU Turkey Flambé
Ingredients
1 Turkey1/2 cup of rum (though possibly more)
1 massive mouth
1 massive foot
1 Labor membership
Method
1. Slow cook turkey in electric oven2. Add rum in private with massive spray from massive mouth
3. Get unnamed Liberal to ignite
4. Use flame to burn Labor membership
5. Offer to Greens (or anyone that can stomach a slightly burnt turkey)
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