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CELEB RECIPE
John Howard's Wormfeed
Ingredients
1 CUP HOUSEHOLD SCRAPS1/2 TSP TAX REFORM
1 HANDFUL WORKCHOICES
33MLS INTEREST RATES
1 WHOLE PETER COSTELLO
Method
1. THROW IN EVERYTHING YOU CAN2. SET FOR 60 MINUTES
3. ADD WORM
4. IF WORM GOES TO THE BOTTOM, KILL IT
5. IF THAT FAILS, DUMP FEED
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