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CELEB RECIPE
President Musharraf's Emergency Chicken Curry
Ingredients
1 LARGE CHICKENOTHER UNDESIRABLE INGREDIENTS
1 ARMY
Method
1. PLACE CHICKEN IN A SECURE OVEN2. ROUND UP VEGETABLES
3. KICK OUT BEEF
4. USE TANKS TO PUT FISH UNDER HOUSE ARREST
5. TURN UP HEAT ON VEGETABLES UNTIL THEY PROMISE TO GO WITH THE CHICKEN
6. ENJOY WITH ARMY UNTIL THEY FEEL LIKE HAVING LAMB
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