Pamela Anderson and Rick Salomon Wedding Cake

Ingredients

2 SURPRISINGLY SMALL CUPS OF MILK
1/2 A BRAIN OF SUGAR
1 EGG WHITE (BIKINI)
2 COMPLETE SPOONS OF DESPERATELY SELF-RAISING FLOUR
1 YOU TUBE OF DARK HAZY-GREEN ICING

Method

1. MIX SUGAR, MILK AND FLOUR (PREFERABLY IN SLOW MOTION)
2. ADD EGG WHITE BIKINI UNTIL NICE AND TACKY
3. COOK ON HIGH FOR A RIDICULOUSLY SHORT TIME
4. "ACCIDENTALLY" SPREAD YOU TUBE OF DARK HAZY-GREEN ICING ALL OVER EACH OTHER
5. IF CAKE SPOILS, REPEAT AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN