Australian Election Promises Picnic

Ingredients

1 BIG BASKET
A BIJILLION DOLLARS
LOTS OF COMPUTERS
NUMEROUS BRAIN SCANNER THINGYS
1 WOODLAND CREATURE (PREFERABLY CUTE)
A MOUTHFUL OF DENTURES
1 DIDGERIDOO
PART OF A HOUSE
A BABY

Method

1. PROMISE AN AWESOME PICNIC
2. SET DATE FOR "SOME TIME IN THE FUTURE"
3. SHOW INGREDIENTS AS YOU PLACE THEM IN THE BASKET
4. TAKE A PHOTO KISSING BABY
5. REPEAT WHAT A GREAT PICNIC IT COULD BE
6. TAKE MORE PHOTOS WITH BABY
7. SWEAR IT SHOULD BE AN ABSOLUTE CRACKER OF A PICNIC, PROVIDED THE CONDITIONS ARE RIGHT
8. AS "SOME TIME IN THE FUTURE" APPROACHES CANCEL PICNIC
9. BLAME ON GREENS STUFFING UP THE BASKET (DO NOT SUBSITUTE WITH DEMOCRATS)
10. HAND OUT SOME CHIPS AND A PRIMA
11. GO TO LUNCH