South Australian Family Fun Cakes

Ingredients

1 father
1 daughter
1 million cups of social disapproval
300ml of morbid fascination
1 jar of ‘hundreds & thousands’

Method

1. Place father and daughter in bed together
2. Allow to set for a few years
3. Transfer mixture to a national television interview
4. Mix in disapproval and morbid fascination
5. Bake in a hot oven of radio talkback
6. Sprinkle with hundreds & thousands to make everything ok again.