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An 'in-tents' experience

Of all the infinite mysteries in the universe, surely the biggest one is why no-one can make a tent that fits inside a tent bag, says Sam Bowring.

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Making an arty farty impression

Terri Psiakis lays down the law after visiting one of the country's most fancy-pants art exhibitions.

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Rock of Love falls solidly flat

Overcoming her gag reflex, Terri Psiakis and samples a little from the MTV menu.

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Smile for the insecurity camera

Who's watching the people who watch us? Kent Valentine gives public security cameras the evil eye.

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Reviewing down the aisle

Recently married lady, Terri Psiakis, reflects on her big day and a honeymoon that involved some Ben Cousins spotting.

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Cruising with the impossibly cool

Dave Jory wants us all to admit that we're really just jealous of Tom Cruise.

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Checking out the self-serve supermarket

Self-service checkouts rob you of the opportunity to bash peasants, argues Kent Valentine.

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Everybody Loves Re-Runs

Dave Jory explains how some TV shows get better with age - and a later time-slot.

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Indiana Jones and the Legend of Short Round

Ahead of the latest instalment of Indiana Jones films, Terri Psiakis marvels at how one so small can leave a legacy so big.

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Next show please, I beg you

Terri Psiakis delves deeper into the televisual depravity that is American dating shows and finds a mecca for morons.

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I Like My Cooking Shows Well Done

If you can't take the heat, f*ck off, writes Sam Bowring.

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Please Don't Date My Mom

Terri Psiakis samples more American reality television and is left feeling dirty. Again.

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Paging Dr 90210

Terri Psiakis suspects she probably needs a lobotomy. Stat.

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Fungus-Face Rides Again

Terri Psiakis comes clean and lays the smack down on sores of the cold variety.

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Up There, Old Lady

A day at the footy for Terri Psiakis goes from bad to worse to brilliant.

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Death To Cute Little Seals

Sam Bowring reviews the downfall of the natural world and gives it his seal of disapproval.

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The Bog and the Beautiful

Terri Psiakis proves once and for all that she has far too much time – and paper – on her hands.

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New Sins On the Block

Sam Bowring reviews the seven new deadly sins, lifts his eyes to the sky and asks "why"?

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The Wonderful World of Werner

According to the TV theme, everybody needs good neighbours. According to Terri Psiakis, you only need one, as long as they're really entertaining.

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To Veg or Not To Veg

A love of meat doesn't stop Terri Psiakis from indulging in the occasional vegetarian tryst.

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Putting F**k on the Menu

Watching the hugely abusive Kitchen Nightmares can be riveting- but Nick Maxwell thinks Gordon Ramsay has dumbed it down in the US.

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The Return of Rambo

After all these years Nick Maxwell wonders, how does Sly do it?

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Review: The Corporate Gig

Terri Psiakis bites the hand that feeds her, clothes her and pays most of her bills.

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Suburban Mayhem

Terri Psiakis likes to party. But when it comes to the parties thrown by her neighbours, she no likey.

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Sweeny Plod

RoveDaily's Ben Vains thinks Tim Burton may have lost his touch.

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Juno Her?

Terri 'Diablo' Psiakis finds a film she wants to take home and hang out with.

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The Joy Of Thumbs

Terri Psiakis revels in the fruits of her beloved local paper.

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Review: Bridal ExpOH!

Terri Psiakis is shocked to discover there's more to planning a wedding than meets the eye – some of it meets the breast.

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Down With The Gown

Terri Psiakis learns that bridal shopping involves learning new skills in language and mammary manipulation.

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Auld Lang's Hot

Hostess-with-the-mostest Terri Psiakis learns that all is not lost when New Year's Eve plans go into meltdown.

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Franchise Versus Franchise

Sam Bowring watches Alien Versus Predator: Requiem, and the only thing to burst out of him is disappointment.

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Review: New Year's Eve

While some people see New Year as an opportunity to break out the champagne, renowned pessimist Terri Psiakis sees it as a reminder to break out the Pine-O-Cleen.

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A-shopping we will go... hic

Terri Psiakis fills her hip-flask in preparation for the perils of retail Christmas shopping.

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Beowulf in 3D Awesome

The Beastie Boys said "Fight for your right to party", and the Danes took it one step further. The result is Beowulf and Kent Valentine is here to explain how good it is.

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Show us your Twits

Terri Psiakis has found a favourite frontman to rival You Am I's Tim Rogers.

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Review: The Audi TT

Josh Thomas doesn't want to sound like a brat, but he really, really hates his Dad's new Audi.

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Death Proof

Thanks for the 20min car chase, Quentin. My fiancé's decided to finally get his drivers licence! I'm grateful, but he's not allowed to Death-Proof the Daihatsu.

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Flat Out

Venturing out of her suburban house and into an inner-city apartment block yields excruciating results for Terri Psiakis.

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The Great (?) Debate

Nick Maxwell takes a look at the battle that is Coward Vs Dudd

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Strip Search

Boy was Claire Hooper wrong about whether she'd enjoy this show.

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Would a blonde, 30ish, lady-reviewer and comedian look foolish wearing a mullet, wig and miming sweet guitar licks for the benefit of guests at her friend's birthday party? Claire Hooper says NO. At least, no more than EVERYONE IN THIS FILM...

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Excuse Me, Madam, But Your Stomach Lining Is Showing

Terri Psiakis grins and bears it while a bug turns her body into some kind of fun park.

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Stardust: battling evil witches for luuurve

Josh Thomas is single: Probably a result of how little time he spends searching other dimensions for rocks.

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Who`s Film is it Anyway?

Terri Psiakis faces the cold, hard facts: Brad Pitt will never play her in a movie.

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In a beanbag, no-one can hear you scream…

While sampling the teen comedy Superbad, Terri Psiakis discovers a modern cinema with a distinct design flaw.

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Hairspray a Go-Go

Our Props Master Ben Vains steps out of the closet and into a singing & dancing wonderland

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The Sam Ultimatum

Jason Bourne might be manly enough to take a pounding with a crow bar, but why should Sammy have to deal with that crick in his neck?

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Who Let The Bogans Out?

Seeing a band play at the Forum in Melbourne is always a top night out for Terri Psiakis. She gets the band. She gets the uniquely beautiful venue. And increasingly, she gets the drunk bogans.

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Die Hard Was Born Hard

Claire Hooper realised she enjoyed the latest Die Hard so much she might finally watch the original.

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Sicko of Moore

After watching Michael Moore's doco 'Sicko', Nick Maxwell needs to make use of our health-care system.

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The Queen: Available In 3D

As tribute to the memory of Princess Diana, Michael Chamberlin spends $5 at his local Video-Ezy.

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Die Hard Four Point Ohhhhhhhh!

Claire Hooper wishes she could write a review with as many sweet action quotes as Die Hard 4.0

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Bunny What?

Terri Psiakis dresses appropriately at a film festival and discovers there's more to international films than sexy accents.

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Deadwood: When Fantasy Becomes Reality

Nick Maxwell reveals how US Western series DEADWOOD, has invaded his reality.

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Harry Potter and the Anticipated Conclusion

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows is the last Harry Potter book. Ever. Josh Thomas is scared.

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There`s no Fisting Like a Balboa Fisting

Terri Psiakis learns that it ain't over until Sylvester Stallone squeezes the final buck out of Rocky Balboa's story.

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TV Merch You Just Can't Refuse

Terri Psiakis allows an obsession to infiltrate her dinner table.

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Obnoxiousness Prime

If you want to enjoy a battle of good and evil - played out by massive alien robots - you wanna be sitting with the right people.

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I`m Sorry, My Brain Has Departed

Terri Psiakis gets to the end of another fine film and finds herself thinking "What just happened?" Again.

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Blades of Disappointment

Claire Hooper vomits into a lunch box, freezes it, slides around on it in the backyard, and calls it funnier than 'Blades of Glory'.

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The Superhighway on Your Street

Sam Bowring observes as Google hits street level and finds the road paved with criticism.

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Baby Jesus and the Three Wise Dinosaurs

Terri Psiakis takes a look at the new Creation Museum and discovers that Jesus was lucky to avoid being gobbled by a T-Rex.

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Pirates of the Carribean: At Franchise`s end

Nick Maxwell sits down to Pirates of the Carribean 3 and finds dentists where there should be pirates.

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The Science of Sleep(y cheese dreams)

Claire Hooper drops a tab of blue-vein, grabs an pencil and departs on a flight of whimsy that would have Gondry in tears.

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Internet Sequel Announced

Strap yourselves into the future as Sam Bowring reviews the proposal to create a whole new internet and stops to ask, "why?"

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The Mighty Majesty of the Male Member

Claire Hooper gets overwhelmed by the hot phallus action of 300.

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The Packer Wedding

Love is blind but not Reggie Hart as he spills the beans with his review of Jamie Packer's wedding.

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28 Bucks Later (if there are two of you)

Warning: this review contains spoilers, so if you don't wish to be surprised by elements of the movie seemingly written by a four year old, discontinue the reading process.

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